A little partisan humor

2008 Democrat National Convention

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 PM PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 PM Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 PM NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 PM CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 PM Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 PM HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 PM GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 PM Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 PM OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 PM MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 PM ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 PM Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 PM COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

11:15 PM FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

11:30 PM OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 PM HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home