The Environment as the liberal's supposed "god"

-Read in jest, please. For this is how I have meant it this morning :)

OK, I have had enough!
This whole business of the environment as being the "platform that sets them aside from Conservatives"...if you can't see through this hoax, something is wrong with you and you might actually deserve to melt with the ice in the North Pole!

I watched an episode on pollution with my children yesterday. The liberals have unfortunately hijacked an ever kind and loving family- The Berenstein Bears. A "bear" Professor was busy teaching the kids that chopping down a tree was close to evil and convinces the poor children to form an "earth savers club".
Isn't it like a liberal to twist and put reality off balance? God gave us the resource of trees to provide humans basic necessities of warmth, and shelter. the liberals want to play God by saying that now taking down trees for building a chair is an earthly sin! (shame on that evil Father Berenstein, but at least he was seeing the light at the end of the episode!)

Note to my children: THERE IS NO PROBLEM IN USING TREES TO BUILD NECESSITIES SUCH AS FURNITURE AND EVERY LIBERAL ACTUALLY OWNS WOOD USAGES IN THEIR HOME WHILE THEY BLAME THE DESTRUCTION OF FORESTS ON GEORGE BUSH AND HIS CLAN OF TREE KILLING CONS!
Back on track...
THEN, to make matters worse, Mother Berenstein Bear actually showed the kids how to chop up egg shells to do something I actually do ALL the time, and that is, to use the egg shells as an organic nutrient for my herbs and roses. I thought, OK, they will talk about how using natural items such as egg shells, coffee grounds, corn water (left after boiling corn) will protect insects better than using Miracle grow! Awesome!
But, no, it was NOT to be! For the libbos got it wrong, again! They ACTUALLY told kids that the reason to put egg shells into the herb pots was to "keep the egg shells from ADDING to the trash mountain they saw with the Professor"!!!!

WHAT?! Egg shells break down and do NOT add to trash mountain, but in all likelyhood actually help other things break down more easily that can! See hw easily we can be brainwashed into believing something not true?!

Ann Coulter actually spoke the truth in her book Godless, when she said:
"As a matter of faith, liberals believe: Darwinism is a fact, people are born gay, child-molesters can be rehabilitated, recycling is a virtue, and chastity is not."

And to point to this Ann Coulter "non revelation", we have the ever lasting and tiresome example of Al Gore, who despite all of his "virtues" of saving the environment and blaming the ill effects of which on THE President Bush (who "stole" the election to boot), actually lives in a home that is FAR more "harmful" to the environment than President Bush's ranch home in Texas which is groundbreaking in its "green" qualities!
(see here for facts: http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp)

Yes, folks, I too have been accused of not caring for the environment as much because I did not recycle my cans!
Those who turn their noses up in "recycling" pride, fail to recognize the steps I do take that they ignore. I do these following things simply because it is smart and efficient living:
Here are the facts:
* I have planted up to 60 trees in my yard in a timespan of less than FOUR years(don't believe me? I have them cataloged and can name them and give you a yard tour sometime) They say two mature trees provide enough oxygen for a family of four. That means I have provided enough oxygen for future air for 30 families, whether they are liberal or not! NOW who's compassionate?! ha ha!
1) We have a 20 x 10 foot compost pile where all meatless scraps are tilled in regularly, as well as all leaves from our yard, grass clippings... The liberals I know could not deal with having an unsighlty compost pile. That compost replenishes our garden and yard soils throughout the growing season.
2) we do NOT spray our lawns and allow the "unsightly" clover and weeds to flower in the grass, much in order to save the bees. Bees of which are VERY happy that I as well do not regularly spray my plants with insecticides and chemicals. As well, we plan to learn bee keeping in March. Any time a libbo asks about what YOU do to save the environment, ask them if they spray their lawn!
3) We own not one now, but THREE rain barrels, to help us conserve water! THIS IS EVEN MORE INCREDIBLE IN THAT WE OWN OUR OWN WELL!!!!
As well, my entire life, I have lived conserving water, taking shallow baths, short showers, keeping the kid pools full until absolutely necessary to dump. OH WAIT! I DON"T dump my water, I bail it out in a three hour process and water my plants with it! Don't believe me? Ask the neighbors.
When I wash dishes, I annoy everyone in the house by flipping the water quickly on and off ONLY when necessary.
4) I grow and labor in many gardens of which feed birds and insects, and my children organically. I do this NOT to save the world, but because it is smart and money conscious, and fulfilling!
5) and wait! I know for a fact that I cook from scratch and use FAR less disposable goods than any liberal I know.
6) my house was outfitted with 5 yr. efficiency bulbs, until I saw this:


Yes, I was fooled by these light bulbs and libs passing them off. But NOT to save the environment! I was trying to be energy efficient and it turns out that I was putting the environment (and my family) in more harm.

This "green" thing is a facade to make libbos feel good about themselves. Few are real. It's just another show of some of their (cough cough) "integrity", or lack thereof.